As I Mature...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you-
All you can do is stalk them, and hopefully, make them give in...

I've learned that no matter how much I care-
Some people are STILL ___holes...

I've learned it takes years to build up trust-
And only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it...

I've learned women can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes-
After that, you'd better have really big boobs...

I've learned that you can keep vomiting-
long after you thought you were through...

I've learned we are all responsible for what we do-
unless we're celebrities...

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first-
In time the passon will fade, and there had better be a whole lot of money to take it's place...

I've learned that all the really important people in our life seem to go away too soon-
And all the lesser important ones seem to never go away...

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Yes, in college they called me 'crass, crude, and rude Carruth'...