What are You?

What are you this halloween? Sarah Sabalos of Knight Ridder Newspapers has compiled an interesting selection of suggestions as well as tips from the 'Pros', like magician John Tudor, for this Halloween.

A Threat to National Security: Put a pirated, violent video game disc in a book bag with a pair of nail clippers, a CD by Rage Against the Machine, a copy of - "The Origin of Species," and a copy of the U.S. Constitution. Wear a hemp shirt.

A Nightstand: Get a big, thick, round piece of cardboard. Cut a hole in the middle and slip it over your head and onto your hips (you may also need a couple of shoulder straps to hold it up).

With - Super Glue, - affix a tablecloth to the cardboard so it drapes around your legs.

Then, glue down an alarm clock, paperback book, near-empty glass of wine, sleep

mask, etc. to the tablecloth. Get creative with this, and/or naughty

.

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